Only Aliens can save America.

An invasion is just what the doctor ordered.

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Sometimes, with all of the noise around me, I am so ready for our alien overlords to just come take us over. There’s nothing more unifying than a terrifying new enemy.

But undoubtedly, we’ll also fight over that as well.

No wonder the aliens avoid us. We’ve just barely gotten over eating Tide Pods. We can’t even agree on gun laws. Our kids have active shooter drills. Everyone is racist, except for high-profile racists who we can’t even agree on that they’re racist. Everyone’s going to get canceled at some point.

Humans are insane. Humans are loud. Humans can’t even clean up after themselves.

Aliens are probably peering down at us right now.

Alien 1: Do you think they’re ready to meet us?

Alien 2: Maybe we should check TikTok.

Alien 1: Look, little Timmy is stuck in the well again.

Alien 2: Again? Yeah, maybe next year…