Jamie Oliver, Nigella Lawson, Jeffrey Zaccharian, Rachael Ray — put down the wok — I recently watched Rachael Ray make pad thai and I’m speechless…in a bad way. Rachael Ray, please stop murdering my favorite Thai noodle dish. First of all, the proportions are all off. Tons of bean sprouts, tiny bit of overcooked and soggy noodles, tons of meat. And then to…